Demi Moore

Matt Damon Takes Over Jimmy Kimmel’s Show

Matt Damon made his debut as a late night TV host by taking over Jimmy Kimmel Live! and replacing the crew with his celebrity friends.

The movie star has been the butt of U.S. comedian Kimmel’s jokes for a decade, and he has been bumped from imaginary appearances on the show 1,205 times, with the host often ending his shows by claiming he had run out of time to feature Damon.

The Bourne Identity star opened the show with a fake kidnap video he had taped to promote his appearance and then took the stage with Kimmel gagged and tied to a chair behind him.

Damon said, “Welcome to tonight’s episode of Jimmy Kimmel Sucks. Just for starters, let me ask you guys this – as an audience, is it weird to see a person with actual talent host this show?”

He added, “I’ve been waiting for this moment for a long, long time. This is like the time I lost my virginity, except this is going to last way longer than one second.”

Damon then replaced Kimmel’s devoted sidekick Guillermo with Andy Garcia and the host’s band leader Cleto Escobedo III with Sheryl Crow before introducing Robin Williams to deliver the show’s opening monologue. To make the Good Will Hunting reunion complete, the actor had longtime pal Ben Affleck step in as a cue card holder.

The Argo star, who once appeared in a comedy skit on the show as Kimmel’s gay lover, pretended to be upset by the takeover and he walked out on Damon, stating, “Forget it Matt, I couldn’t do it to Jimmy”.

However, there were more big stars to come – Jennifer Lopez, Sally Field, Robert De Niro and Oprah Winfrey were among the celebrities who offered up video well wishes to the Saving Private Ryan actor as he continued with the show.

Winfrey said, “You have a gift, my friend. Not everybody can host a show.”

Damon then tried to explain why Kimmel hated him, suggesting, “Jimmy always wanted to be an actor, and, unfortunately for him, I beat him out for every role he ever truly wanted. Jimmy has auditioned for every movie I’ve ever been in, every single one of them. How many did he get? None. So, he hates me.”

The stand-in host then offered up skits of Kimmel trying out for roles in Good Will Hunting, The Adjustment Bureau, We Bought a Zoo, The Bourne Ultimatum, Stuck on You and Happy Feet 2, for which the comic dressed up as a penguin.

Promising another “gaggle of huge stars Jimmy Kimmel could never dream of,” Damon then introduced Nicole Kidman, who has never been a guest on the show before. The actress stepped onstage, straddled the tied-up host and simulated sex with him before sitting down to chat with his replacement.

Asked why she has never guested on the show, she told Damon, “He’s (Kimmel) not classy. I mean he f***ing sucks!”

During the chat, Kidman admitted she would love to work with Gary Oldman, so Damon then introduced the Brit, a regular on the show.

The Dark Knight star insisted he had no recollection of ever being interviewed by Kimmel before, and when Kidman showed Oldman a photograph of the real host, he insisted it was an “impersonator”.

Reese Witherspoon and Demi Moore also stopped by to take part, joining the other celebrities on the crowded sofa.

Damon left the biggest surprise until last when he introduced Kimmel’s ex-girlfriend Sarah Silverman, who once teamed up with the Bourne star to film a skit video called I’m F***ing Matt Damon.

The movie star ended the show by thanking his guests as Kimmel sat beside him with the word ‘Loser’ scrawled on his forehead in red lipstick. He offered the real host a chance to close the show with a few words, but when he motioned to take off his gag, Damon got his own back by saying, “I’m sorry, we’re out of time. Good night everybody.”

The stars are all set to return to Hollywood Boulevard in Los Angeles, where the show is filmed, on Friday when Kimmel unveils his star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.

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Ashton Kutcher Files For Divorce

Actor Ashton Kutcher has filed to officially end his marriage to Demi Moore, more than a year after their split.

The couple announced its separation in November, 2011 after six years as husband and wife, and now the Two and a Half Men star has kickstarted the divorce process.

Kutcher, who has hired celebrity attorney Laura Wasser to represent his case, filed papers in Los Angeles Superior Court on Friday, citing irreconcilable differences for the break-up.

He is not seeking spousal support and has not asked a judge to deny Moore financial aid should she request it, according to People.com.

The couple, which wed in 2005, does not have any children.

Kutcher, 34, has since moved on to romance his former That ’70s Show co-star Mila Kunis, while 50-year-old Moore was most recently linked to director Julian Schnabel’s art collector son Vito.

Demi Moore Dumped By Boyfriend Vito Schnabel

Demi Moore is once again single. According to reports, the actress’s 26-year-old boy toy Vito Schnabel ended their brief romance to protect his career as an art dealer. The Post reports Schnabel dumped 50-year-old Moore because he wants to be “taken seriously” by co-workers and clients.

“Vito has worked very hard to be taken seriously in the art business, and doesn’t want to be seen as somebody who dates celebrities. He hated having photographers follow him around after word got out about him and Demi,” an insider tells The Post.

Moore and Schnabel began dating in November after meeting at the birthday party supermodel Naomi Campbell threw for her boyfriend Vladimir Doronin in Jodhpur, India. A witness said the pair was instantly attracted to each other. They were allegedly “dancing and grinding all over each other, openly, in front of other guests.”

Moore split from 34-year-old actor Ashton Kutcher in November 2011. “It is with great sadness and a heavy heart that I have decided to end my six-year marriage to Ashton. As a woman, a mother and a wife there are certain values and vows that I hold sacred, and it is in this spirit that I have chosen to move forward with my life,” the actress said in a statement at the time.

It was the first marriage for Kutcher and the third for Moore. She was previously married to singer Freddy Moore and actor Bruce Willis. Kutcher has been dating his former That 70s Show co-star Mila Kunis.

Miley Cyrus Speaks About The Joy Of Sex

Miley Cyrus says that sex “is a beautiful thing” and shouldn’t be used to measure one’s worth.

While appearing on the Demi Moore-produced show, “The Conversation with Amanda de Cadenet,” the discussion turned toward the topic of teenage girls and sex.

“I was talking about this at dinner last night,” Cyrus, 19, said. “The girls that really base how much they’re worth on the sexual favors they can do for somebody, that makes me really sad.

“Because sex is actually really beautiful. It’s the only way we create, and it’s the only way the world keeps going,” she added.

Cyrus, who is dating Australian actor Liam Hemsworth, said that she did not feel parents should be so nervous to talk to their kids about sex.

“It’s ignorant not to talk to your kids about it or not make it seem as magical or cool as it actually is,” the former tween star said.

“Kids have a TV, so they know what sex is. So educate them and let them know … it’s a beautiful thing, and it is magic, and it’s when you connect with somebody. And it isn’t how much you’re worth. Your worth isn’t based on that, your worth is based on how you feel about yourself.”

The former Disney star has been hard at work sexing up her image as of late. On Sunday night, she appeared at the Billboard Music Awards wearing just a white tuxedo jacket. The ensemble not only showed off her yoga-toned legs, but also her cleavage. On Monday, the star was spotted pumping gas in a revealing cut-away top.

During the interview, de Cadenet asked Cyrus about her more grown-up appearance.

“[I’m] not sitting there trying to be sexy,” Cyrus replied. “If people find you sexy, take it as a compliment … It’s just who I am. Thank you for thinking I’m sexy.”

Moving Forward, Mrs Kutcher Becomes … Just Demi

She was Mrs Kutcher, now she is just Demi.

Demi Moore is moving forward from her split from husband Ashton Kutcher, dumping her Twitter handle @MrsKutcher and replacing it with @justdemi — after asking her nearly five million followers for suggestions.

“So hard finding a name that was fun somewhat playful and available. So for now it will be @justdemi It could grow on me!” she posted on Twitter Thursday, later adding “Thanks everyone for your help in finding my new name!”

Three months after being rushed to the hospital after convulsing while smoking an unidentified substance and being whisked away to rehab to be treated for “exhaustion,” Moore made her first public appearance last month at a launch party for her Lifetime series, “The Conversation with Amanda de Cadenet.”

Moore was a prolific tweeter prior to entering rehab and only returned to the online world on April 16.

The 49-year-old announced in November that she was ending her marriage to Kutcher after six years together, following allegations that he had a one-night stand with 22-year-old Sara Leal on their wedding anniversary.

Demi Moore Makes First Public Appearance Since Rehab

Demi Moore appears to have gotten her groove back. The Hollywood star attended a private bash in Beverly Hills on Tuesday (April 17, 2012) to celebrate the launch of her friend Amanda De Cadenet’s new show ‘The Conversation’, which Moore executive produces.

Following her hospitalization and subsequent stint in rehabilitation, Moore has rarely been spotted in public in the past couple of months, but she looked fit and healthy at the soiree on Tuesday. De Cadenet spoke to E! News about the upcoming show and what it was like to work with Moore saying, “I’d been doing these interviews for about a year and Demi is one of my best girlfriends and a great sounding board for me.She’s got 10 years on me, and so she is more ahead of me in the game of being a woman. She is an amazing resource for me, and so she has a vast life experience that I love to experience and to hear”. Demi checked out of Utah’s Cirque Lodge in March after spending around a month in the treatment center. She had checked in just days after being hospitalized following a seizure-like episode during a party at her Benedict Canyon-area home.

Demi Moore Infatuated With Ashton Kutcher’s Texts

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Ashton Kutcher’s texts are reportedly freaking Demi Moore out and the 49 year-old actress might to be making a series of “wrong turns” on the road to recovery, because it’s been revealed she longs to be reunited with her cheating ex husband.

After hospitalization and dramatic weight loss, the actress may have returned from rehab but close pals have told UK’s Grazia magazine that Demi is far from over the Two and Half Men star.

The source said, “Her mood right now relies solely on Ashton and how responsive he is to her messages and phone calls. If he doesn’t message her back for a couple of hours or seems distant in a text, she starts freaking out.

They added, “While she won’t admit it, she is still completely infatuated with him and it’s clear she wants him back.”

Apparently she was doing great at rehab until Ashton came to visit her a couple of weeks ago, having promising to go numerous times before that

The visit is said to have thrown her and altered her mood from relatively calm to anxious and edgy.

It’s also reported that Demi is in denial over Ashton’s supposed relationship with Lorene Scafariawhich is also worrying her close buddies.


Demi Moore: Out Of Rehab

Actress Demi Moore has checked out of an exclusive rehabilitation center in Utah and is now on vacation at an undisclosed location, sources told E! Online.

Moore checked into the Cirque Lodge facility in Sundance, Utah, in early February after she was rushed to a Los Angeles hospital semi-conscious and convulsing on Jan. 23, having allegedly smoked an illegal substance.

The rehabilitation facility is “considered one of the nation’s finest drug treatment centers providing services for alcohol and substance abuse,” according to its website.

It is believed 49-year-old Moore was smoking illegal K2 spice, a synthetic cannabis, prior to being hospitalized.

Sources said Moore was continuing to take time out of the spotlight following completion of treatment — reportedly for addiction issues and an eating disorder — at the rehab facility.

“She’s in no rush to get back to L.A.,” the source told E! Online. “She’s on total lockdown and only talking to a small group of people.”

Moore announced in November that she was ending her marriage to Ashton Kutcher after six years, amid reports that her 33-year-old husband was unfaithful.

Moore and Bruce Willis — who is the father of Moore’s three daughters, Rumer, 23, Scout, 20, and Tallulah, 18 — were married from 1987 to 2000.

According to the entertainment website, Tallulah has been staying with Willis while Moore seeks help.

The “Ghost” star previously was married to rock musician Freddy Moore from 1980-85.Read more>>

Demi Moore At Utah Rehab Facility

Actress Demi Moore has checked into an exclusive rehabilitation center in Utah, after being hospitalized last month after allegedly smoking an illegal herb, E! Online reported Saturday, citing sources.

Moore checked into the Cirque Lodge facility the week after she was rushed to the hospital semi-conscious and convulsing on Jan. 23, a source told the entertainment website.

“She’s on total lockdown and only talking to a small group of people,” the source said, adding that the Hollywood star was being treated for anorexia and addiction problems.

The rehabilitation facility is “located in the majestic mountain setting of Sundance, Utah” and is “considered one of the nation’s finest drug treatment centers providing services for alcohol and substance abuse,” according to its website.

It is believed 49-year-old Moore was smoking illegal K2 spice, a synthetic cannabis, prior to being hospitalized.

Ashton Kutcher “Comforting” Troubled Demi Moore


Ashton Kutcher has reportedly reunited with estranged wife Demi Moore to help her through her health problems. Insiders tell RadarOnline.com the Two and a Half Men star has been “comforting” Moore and praying with her at her Los Angeles home.

“This has been a very hard time for Ashton. He loves Demi very much, and he feels absolutely helpless right now. Ashton and Demi have been praying together at her house, and he mainly just wants to provide comfort to her right now,” a source claims. “This absolutely isn’t a reconciliation, but there is still a lot of love there and he would never turn his back on her — it’s just not who Ashton is.”

News of Moore’s declining health hit the internet last week after the 49-year-old was rushed to the hospital for convulsions. According to a tape of the 911 call placed from her Los Angeles home, Moore had “smoked something.”

“She smoked something. It’s not marijuana, but it’s similar to it. It’s similar to incense. She seems to be having convulsions of some sort,” an unidentified female tells the dispatcher.

“She’s semi-conscious, barely. She’s convulsing. She’s shaking, convulsing, burning up,” the woman adds.

Moore’s rep said the “stresses in her life” are what prompted her to “seek professional assistance to treat her exhaustion and improve her overall health.”

Radar’s insider says Kutcher believes Moore should seek help for anorexia. “Ashton absolutely wants her to get help for what he thinks is the biggest threat to her health, anorexia, but Demi just isn’t ready to take that next step yet,” the source says.