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Miss Piggy Challenges Clooney To Wrestling Match

Miss Piggy has challenged George Clooney to a wrestling match at the Orange British Academy Film Awards (BAFTAs) 2012.

The outspoken puppet star of new movie ‘The Muppets’ is the official red carpet host of the film awards, and is looking forward to the possibility of meeting ‘The Descendants’ star, who is dating former wrestler Stacey Kleiber.

Miss Piggy said: “I don’t wrestle girlfriends. However, if George wants to wrestle, bring it on! Best two out of three falls? Winner gets a dinner?”

She also promised that the ceremony could be a career highlight for a number of actors’ career, not because they could win awards, but because they will get to meet her.

She added: “Imagine the likes of George Clooney, Jean Dujardin, Michael Fassbender, Gary Oldman and Brad Pitt achieving the very pinnacle of their careers by getting a chance to speak with the one and only moi – Miss Piggy!

“Naturally, I will be asking questions that only moi would dare to ask.”

Miss Piggy – famed for her diva personality and glamorous outfits – also thinks there’s only one star who can compete with her in the glamour stakes, Lady Gaga, and has given an insight into her daily beauty regime.

She said: “I wake up at the crack of dawn, realise it’s far too early to get up, then go back to bed and sleep until mid-morning. Then first thing, I meet with my personal trainer. Not only is he a gorgeous hunk, but he does the workout for me,” she revealed.

“Hey, if I’m paying, then he’s sweating, not moi. After a relaxing massage and a healthy brunch, my diva-certified crew of stylists, hairdressers, make-up artists and sycophants arrives to prepare me for the day.”

The BAFTAs take place at London’s Royal Opera House this Sunday (12.02.12).

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